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Posted Monday, November 14, 2005 - Post #9307
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Smile Smile Moment of humor Smile Smile

 

I'm My Own Grandpa
 

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
, who, of course, was my step-mother.

My father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grand-child, 'cause he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.

If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
This has got to be the strangest thing I ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
but it really is so

Oh, I'm my own grandpa

Edited: Tuesday, November 15, 2005 by beraha

Posted Monday, November 14, 2005 - Post #9308
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Nice one, though my brain hurts after trying to figure it out!Hehe
Posted Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - Post #9313
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One guy in my country tried to avoid military service by posting letter with similar text to recruiting office... claiming that he is in state of confusion and cannot react normally!?

Allegedly they pardoned him of military serviceBigGrin


"εν οιδα οτι ουδεν οιδα" (Σωκρατησ)  - "The only thing that I know is that I don't know anything" (Socrates)
Posted Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - Post #9319
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So who is going to draw the GenoGram for this?? w00t



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Posted Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - Post #9320
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I believe this fits the scenario - the narrator is 'C'

Posted Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - Post #9321
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So who is going to draw the GenoGram for this?? w00t

How about this TongueTongueTongueTongue

Posted Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - Post #9322
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the default form of genopro make:

 

My father wrote a similar history on 1944.... but more complicated

Edited: Tuesday, November 15, 2005 by Jordi-Albert Batalla

Posted Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - Post #9323
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Wow - I have found the original song  Tongue Tongue Tongue

It was in WAV format, but because it was impossible to upload a Wav as an attachment, I compressed it to RAR format

Edited: Tuesday, November 15, 2005 by beraha

Posted Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - Post #9324
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This is getting too serious! HeheThough I almost understand it now!:Crazy
Posted Thursday, November 17, 2005 - Post #9338
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Good work guys. BigGrin My brain still hurts of course. I had heard this song MANY moons ago. But it became very popular again when Tom Arnold sang it in the movie "The Stupids".

From a genetic standpoint, it's a safe family tree. From a genological point... What a nightmare. w00t

And, ontop of it all.... VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!!



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